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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML


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On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML


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On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML


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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML


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On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got back from a two week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my room mate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML


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On 08/20/2010 at 6:03pm - animals - by therealducktape - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML


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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

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