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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States
Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 3:23am - health - by jc2011 - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)
Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
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