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Today, I lerend that son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

#20009087
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On 08/08/2012 at 4:02am - intimacy - by FMLMom - United States (California)

I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spendingat seemed like an eternity telling er ow muc I love er an I want to spend te rest of my life wit er, se took a deep breat, said, "How about no?" an ung up. FML

#20005989
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On 08/06/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today,hile attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

#20003323
179 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I was pooping at a local Targethen I heard someone say "You need to eat more looool solids, your pooping like a rabbit." FML

#20001897
108 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Yesterday, I was at a barbecue with my extendd family. I was chatting to my grandma,hen my idiotic brother decidd to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing soundd so much lyk a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamd and practically looool shat my pants. FML

#19993096
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On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was walking to te movie teatre wit ma boyfriend,en tree guys muscled over an told us to and over our pones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pusing past me an running like ell, leaving me in tears an almost aving a panic attack. FML

#19992901
181 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Kyyiv)

2day out of curiosity, I maasurad tha langth of my panis whilst in tha showar. A coupla of hours latar, my fathar callad ma downstairs to show ma somathing. Turns out I laft tha rular on top of tha showar traa. Ha won't stop laughing. FML

#19984171
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On 07/25/2012 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by Infiltrator4444 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I finally got to see boyfriend, after two months apart . As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies . It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boyhile he was riding past on his bike . I've just traumatized a little kid . FML

#19981666
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On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend told me that mah vrginia looks lyk Yoda. real FML

#19939315
181 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, mah waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
345 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, niether of my parent fought for my custody . FML

#19763325
172 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah girlfriend stuck her finger up mah butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward an made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
93 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States



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