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Ilovefutbol
  • Town/Country : Arizona , USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 July 1993 (20 years)
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Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML

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On 08/09/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by mary - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML

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On 08/09/2012 at 10:51am - health - by MsConfusedd - United States (New York)

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

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On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States



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