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  • Town/Country : On Mars, Cuz I\'m a Rebel ;)
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1670
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

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On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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