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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 August 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1176
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About IdontWanna69 : Quit looking at my profile, creep.

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IdontWanna69's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30159) - you deserved it (2418)

On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML


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On 04/30/2012 at 11:50am - intimacy - by NotAModel (woman) - United States

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24291) - you deserved it (2751)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

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