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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 May 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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