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Icy_Lightning
  • Town/Country : LA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 30
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18696) - you deserved it (2697)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17038) - you deserved it (3840)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)



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