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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 November 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1527
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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IceeCreamm's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26057) - you deserved it (6027)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

#16479065
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (2972)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16387) - you deserved it (63557)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

#16040726
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41087) - you deserved it (7515)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:41am - misc - by kayt240 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69009) - you deserved it (9539)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

#13974897
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32764) - you deserved it (21438)

On 11/25/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (10462)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39909) - you deserved it (3397)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

#11105800
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45016) - you deserved it (4049)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

#10851356
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44956) - you deserved it (6542)

On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

#7571238
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25688) - you deserved it (6040)

On 01/25/2010 at 4:46pm - health - by Thorin (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34604) - you deserved it (3565)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

#5815085
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31186) - you deserved it (3364)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46763) - you deserved it (4584)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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