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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 November 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1723
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

#17541150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7272) - you deserved it (61929)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48099) - you deserved it (2391)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32832) - you deserved it (8232)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (9122)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

#17237842
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14256) - you deserved it (34647)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

#17237842
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14256) - you deserved it (34647)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

#17237614
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29608) - you deserved it (3473)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

#17237614
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29608) - you deserved it (3473)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

#17201345
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26626) - you deserved it (4011)

On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35515) - you deserved it (3129)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36425) - you deserved it (5674)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

#16904545
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28972) - you deserved it (3842)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by eyelashess (man) - United States (California)

Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

#16752428
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45062) - you deserved it (8464)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31332) - you deserved it (5181)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31332) - you deserved it (5181)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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