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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 November 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1616
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37179) - you deserved it (5106)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31185) - you deserved it (5537)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26435) - you deserved it (4897)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

#18088361
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23061) - you deserved it (2344)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML

#18029239
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30238) - you deserved it (3081)

On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51794) - you deserved it (16545)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

#18022095
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34438) - you deserved it (6011)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

#18021693
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28657) - you deserved it (3029)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46872) - you deserved it (7253)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML

#17836601
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21631) - you deserved it (2191)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

#17836225
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23416) - you deserved it (5344)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27559) - you deserved it (7777)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12497) - you deserved it (42864)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35808) - you deserved it (2578)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16508) - you deserved it (31952)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)



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