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IceCreamMage

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IceCreamMage

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4602
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IceCreamMage : Often times people message me asking me who I am and if I want to meet up for drinks in some random, dodgy place.

I'll be stating now that I won't meet you if your only intent is killing me and desecrating my corpse in some gutter under a bridge.

On the other hand, I'm twenty two and working full time as a website designer. I'm in a relationship with an amazing girl and have never been happier.

My music tastes are a bit icky to most, enjoying a variety of things from heavy metal to techno music and various indie bands.

That's about all, folks!

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Liked!<b>WillowB47</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 12:13am

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IceCreamMage's favorite FMLs

TODAY, WILE ON TE BUS, A FRIENDLY-LOOKING GUY SMILED AT ME, SO I SMILED BACK. HE TEN POINTED AT MA TEET AND SAID, "YOU GONNA GET TOSE FIXED, OR JUST KEEP TEM AS A CONVERSATION STARTER?" REAL FML

Today... mah boyfriand convincad mah 4-yaar-old sistar that girls don't poop. Sha won't stop crying and now thinks sha's a fraak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36775) - you deserved it (3482)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML

#21260464
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I found out mah wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38679) - you deserved it (2881)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! 4 year old son gropd breasts and said..!! looool ( This is what daddy told me to do!! )

#21260160
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34248) - you deserved it (3902)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , MAH GIRLFRIEND ADMITTED THAT SHE "PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN SOBER" WHEN I ASKED HER OUT AND SHE SAID YES. OUR ALMOST 2-YEAR RELATIONSHIP IS THE LONGEST DRUNKEN MISTAKE EVER. FML

#21260142
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (2815)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by KayEffEh (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got dumpd by ma boyfriend!! He said it was because e livd 2 ours away , but I tink te ultrasound poto is oter girlfriend postd proudly on is Facebook wall r te real reason!! FML

#21260092
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44484) - you deserved it (4147)

On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

Today in college we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive . Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty I said "Umm.. . 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile . FML

#21259479
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38645) - you deserved it (8724)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, MAH DAD PICKED ME UP FROM SCHOOL, SOMETHING HE'LL BE DOING WHILE MAH BROKEN LEG HEALS!! HE THOUGHT IT'D BE HILARIOUS TO ARRIVE EARLY AN ASK THE STAFF WHERE HIS "CRIPPLED" SON WAS, LOUDLY SAYING I'D BROKEN MAH LEG IN A "MASTURBATION-RELATED ACCIDENT"!! FAT FML

#21259401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38354) - you deserved it (3348)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

2day I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushd and opend a window, but mah pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness looool kickd in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissd and thinks I plannd thehole thing as a prank. FML

#21258820
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (4031)

On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

TODAY I HAD AN IMPORTANT ORAL REPORT TO DELIVER WITH A PARTNER. NOT ONLY DID HE COME IN LATE AND HIGH HE PRONOUNCED VIRGINIA AS "VAGINA" THEHOLE WAY THROUGH. MEGA FML

#21257414
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:36am - misc - by Jamestown of Vagina (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I Ran One Of The Hardest Cross-country Courses In The Country. I'm A Pretty Good Runner And I Was Feeling Confident Fir The Frst Mile. Then The Chipotle From Last Night's Dinner Hit And Mah Legs Weren't The Only Thing Running. FML

#21257129
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (9067)

On 09/12/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

2day I trid to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye . Instead.. . I learnd wat it feels lyk to suffocate a small.. . angry spider with yur eyelid . FML

#21251632
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42786) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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