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IceCreamMage
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 521
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IceCreamMage :
Often times people spam me asking me who I am and if I want to meet up for drinks in some random dodgy place.
I'll be stating now that I won't meet you if your only intent is killing me and desecrating my corpse in some gutter under a bridge.

On the other hand, I'm twenty naow, working part time and studying Japanese at uni. The future is still pretty hazy, but so far all the shots I've called have pretty much come true which leaves me with a few doubts.

I'm a realist. My idealistic ways died out a long time ago when I realised life isn't fair in the least bit.
My music tastes are a bit icky to most, enjoying a variety of things from heavy metal to techno music and various indie bands.

My hair is naturally curly and I never brush it, owing to the lovely nest I call my hair that everyone seems so intent on fondling due to softness.

My MSN is DeliberateAbortion@hotmail.com

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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11293) - you deserved it (1057)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10876) - you deserved it (1989)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025 (396)

I agree, your life sucks (4284) - you deserved it (9771)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34267) - you deserved it (2450)

On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22826) - you deserved it (6152)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad in her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358 (617)

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On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804 (223)

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33700) - you deserved it (2393)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

#17901897 (262)

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On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (26432) - you deserved it (15667)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (20487) - you deserved it (2586)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)