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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1985 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15293
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About IamSpartacus : I love reading stories on FML, but have no good stories to tell myself. Hopefully something bad happens in my life so I can put it on this website!

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Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

#6086009
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46777) - you deserved it (6458)

On 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got chewed out at work when my supervisor showed up, because my coworkers told my supervisor they couldn't find me for an hour and a half. Why couldn't they find me? Because they'd left to go get coffee. FML

#5924577
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32606) - you deserved it (2098)

On 10/21/2009 at 1:40am - work - by wrongtarget (man) - United States

Today, I got chewed out at work when my supervisor showed up, because my coworkers told my supervisor they couldn't find me for an hour and a half. Why couldn't they find me? Because they'd left to go get coffee. FML

#5924577
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32606) - you deserved it (2098)

On 10/21/2009 at 1:40am - work - by wrongtarget (man) - United States

Today, at work this woman came up to my counter and handed me gold top covered in gold sequins. I like to chat with the customers sometimes at work so I got all excited and said "Ooh! You shopping for Halloween?" She gave me the biggest death stare. Turns out she wasn't shopping for Halloween. FML

#5886386
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22430) - you deserved it (16790)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:38pm - work - by moduschic (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML

#5876533
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45614) - you deserved it (2738)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Norrbottens Lan)

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

#5875865
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39061) - you deserved it (7447)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML

#5861611
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40114) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/17/2009 at 2:26am - health - by JoJo - United States (Iowa)

Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML

#5843241
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32855) - you deserved it (3350)

On 10/15/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by artiemilano (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML

#5829001
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32898) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/14/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by creepystalkerguy (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

#5768887
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41535) - you deserved it (4114)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

#5760830
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11875) - you deserved it (59309)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

#5563519
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10241) - you deserved it (49257)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

#5527789
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9850) - you deserved it (113644)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

#5502747
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52358) - you deserved it (4117)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)



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