About I_EAT_KITTENS_FO : TWITTER: nathanb024. follow. about me.. hmm...I'm 16, I go to high school, and work at a nursery(one with plants an greenhouses, not babies). I love ganje, working on cars, big stereo systems, xbox, and snowboarding. thats about it. oh and I don't really care what you think of me, I am who I am and that's all that matters. remember, it's 4:20 somewhere!!
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Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)
Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by davav74 (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 5:18pm - misc - by Larentiah (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)
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