About I_EAT_KITTENS_FO : TWITTER: nathanb024. follow. about me.. hmm...I'm 16, I go to high school, and work at a nursery(one with plants an greenhouses, not babies). I love ganje, working on cars, big stereo systems, xbox, and snowboarding. thats about it. oh and I don't really care what you think of me, I am who I am and that's all that matters. remember, it's 4:20 somewhere!!
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by abbielane / 06/25/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML
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by muddled / 05/02/2012 at 2:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
by Rich / 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm / United States (Texas) / Love
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