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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 August 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 599
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22269) - you deserved it (7686)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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103 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got accepted into University onto a course I don't want to do, but my parents said they would disown me if I didn't go. I believe them: they haven't spoken to my shop assistant sister in about three years now. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29879) - you deserved it (2515)

On 08/18/2011 at 4:45am - work - by Academia (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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63 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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152 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26201) - you deserved it (9363)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)



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