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Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by Syd - United States (Texas)
Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 12:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)
Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)
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