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ILoveEggnog
  • Town/Country : Alaska
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1918
  • Number of comments : 335
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ILoveEggnog : I love to laugh.
I love Sirin.
And DocBastard.
And Every1luvsBoners.
I would bear KaySL's children.

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Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26024) - you deserved it (3518)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (5097)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#15062819
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (5097)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38216) - you deserved it (4100)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24000) - you deserved it (4118)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

#15048725
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23332) - you deserved it (2438)

On 02/20/2011 at 3:35am - misc - by Katie - Reserved

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8657) - you deserved it (67461)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)



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