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ILoveEggnog

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2222
  • Number of comments : 335
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ILoveEggnog : I love to laugh.
I love Sirin.
And DocBastard.
And Every1luvsBoners.
I would bear KaySL's children.

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Today , I Was Paired Up With A Partner In Film Class!! He Has An Idea For A Film: "Shoot An Onion From All Angles , Light It On Fire , And Roll It Down A Hill"!! He Was Dead Serious!! I'm Stuck With This Guy For The Whole Year!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29306) - you deserved it (3809)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today , I woke up and eard a noise coming from te kitcen. I went down stairs and saw a uge guy looool in tere. I got a vase and it im over te ead , not realizing it was mom's new boyfriend. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today , I woke up and eard a noise coming from te kitcen. I went down stairs and saw a uge guy looool in tere. I got a vase and it im over te ead , not realizing it was mom's new boyfriend. FML

#15062819
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29237) - you deserved it (5529)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43000) - you deserved it (4499)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26830) - you deserved it (4364)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb te leg of my bed . My bedroom was closed all day yesterday . It must ave gotten in my room days ago .

#15048725
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27639) - you deserved it (2770)

On 02/20/2011 at 3:35am - misc - by Katie - Reserved

Today.. . I threw mah brand new iPhone 4 in the arhilst laying on mah bed . It cummed down.. . went through mah fingers.. . landed on mah balls.. . then broke on the concrete floor . real FML

#15045692
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10075) - you deserved it (75985)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)



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