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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1451
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (43783)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10708) - you deserved it (71766)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)



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