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IDontFlush
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1060
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7618) - you deserved it (36109)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I put my hand into a vending machine to retrieve a bottle of water that was caught in the slot. After a minute, I realized I was trapped. 2 hours, 4 fire trucks, 3 police cars, and 1 ambulance later I was freed. The vending machine was in pieces and the bottle of water wasn't even for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37537) - you deserved it (9646)

On 02/26/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by VenderBender (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took the subway to school. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off too. He was blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8541) - you deserved it (63389)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)



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