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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 897
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Today, I Found Out Apparently, I Have A Wierd Looking Vagina. How? My Boyfriend And I Had Sex Fir The First Time. He Took One Look At My Virginia And With A Look Of Horror Said, "I Have Never Seen One This GROSS." He's A Gynecologist And Probably Sees 20 Vaginas A Day. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today... someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me... "Excuse me... your pants are on fire."

#17270186
51 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets!! I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help!! They hover and wait 4 u to surface!! FML

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126 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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373 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I got mugged. As the guysho took mah purse were about to walk away , mah cellphone rang in mah pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to recieve the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, an going to sleep!! Try again tomorrow." FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

TODAY I FELL OVER ON TE BUS . X-RAYS REVEALED NOT ONLY TAT I AVE BEEN GROWING EXTRA BONES IN MA FOOT BUT TAT WEN I FELL I CRUSED ALL OF TEM . DOCTORS DON'T KNOW OW TO FIX BONES TAT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE TERE SO TEY'RE JUST GOING TO CUT TEM OUT . TWO DAYS BEFORE CRISTMAS . FML

#14257367
117 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

TODAY, MA FIVE YEAR OLD SON WAS SICK WIT A STOMAC BUG. HE DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE MA SIDE SO I DECIDED TO GRAB A BOWL FROM TE KITCEN FIR IM TO PUKE INTO. TE TING IS, IT WAS DARK IN TE KITCEN AND I ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED A STRAINER. MY NEW OUTFIT IS NOW RUINED. FML

#14103046
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On 12/06/2010 at 1:17am - kids - by Hunter -

Today I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy!! I'm a third year medical student!! FML

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171 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 12:18pm - misc - by Sally19863 - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was a good enough reason to stop running in looool crcles around my living room. FML

#11123342
160 comments

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On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, I was wit my girlfriend, tinking we were alone in te ouse . Her little broter found us aving sex on te couc, took a pic an said, "You r now bot my slaves." He ran upstair an locked is bedroom door . FML

#9797503
220 comments

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On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

TODAY , AS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING MAH BOYFRIEND HEAD , HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "EAT THAT COCKMEAT SANDWICH." HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TURN ON. FML

#8612395
205 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a usd tampon rolls into my cubicle followd by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reachd under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touchd my bare toes. mega FML

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185 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML

#7482237
40 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today , I was helping mah friend puttd up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he naild them in with an air powerd nail gun. The gun malfunctiond an fird twice putting the second nail through mah hand an into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

#7412536
115 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Nissan_David (man) - United States (Florida)



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