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IAmWhoIAM88

About IAmWhoIAM88 : Umm... Lets see lol. Im random like a lot. I love laughing:D But i can also be serious when needed. And music is my life!!!:P Im straight up, and i dont bull shit anyone for anything. Whether your an old friend or a new one, I'll be here for you anytime you need me, to talk about what hilarious thing happened today, if you have a problem you need to talk about, or if you just need a shoulder to cry on.

Im an artist of both scupture and drawing (I sometimes paint but rarely)

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Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31256) - you deserved it (12729)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37544) - you deserved it (19217)

On 04/30/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by ashley (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

#1493509 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (10300) - you deserved it (70960)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

#1489175 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (46574) - you deserved it (14691)

On 04/30/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Em (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, I was also eating a bag of starbursts. They bag slid off the bed, I went to catch them and in the process my knee hit my laptop which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my $2,500 laptop to save 11 starbursts from falling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20345) - you deserved it (39225)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:50am - misc - by MYLIFESUX (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

#916470 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (12048) - you deserved it (63760)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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