Umm... Lets see lol. Im random like a lot. I love laughing:D But i can also be serious when needed. And music is my life!!!:P Im straight up, and i dont bull shit anyone for anything. Whether your an old friend or a new one, I'll be here for you anytime you need me, to talk about what hilarious thing happened today, if you have a problem you need to talk about, or if you just need a shoulder to cry on.
I want to become a psychologist when i grow up but i also like studying philosophy as in aristotle, plato, confucius, etc. I am very poetic and into William Shakespear more than anything I like classic poetry more than anything. And i use really big words even when i converse. Last thing is I like to use old english words like thy, shall, upon, etc.
Im an artist of both scupture and drawing (I sometimes paint but rarely)
"No man ever became wise through his own intelligence"
Idk where i head this, but its so true
But above all things I am a fighter, both with words and with fists
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML
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On 04/30/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by ashley (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML
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On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
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On 04/30/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by kas (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
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On 04/30/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Em (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, I was also eating a bag of starbursts. They bag slid off the bed, I went to catch them and in the process my knee hit my laptop which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my $2,500 laptop to save 11 starbursts from falling. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 2:50am - misc - by MYLIFESUX (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
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On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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