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About IAmWhoIAM88 : Umm... Lets see lol. Im random like a lot. I love laughing:D But i can also be serious when needed. And music is my life!!!:P Im straight up, and i dont bull shit anyone for anything. Whether your an old friend or a new one, I'll be here for you anytime you need me, to talk about what hilarious thing happened today, if you have a problem you need to talk about, or if you just need a shoulder to cry on.
Im an artist of both scupture and drawing (I sometimes paint but rarely)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML
Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, I was also eating a bag of starbursts. They bag slid off the bed, I went to catch them and in the process my knee hit my laptop which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my $2,500 laptop to save 11 starbursts from falling. FML
Friday 1 August 2014