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Today.. . ma boyfriand took ma to is ousa an introducad ma to is parants . Ha also sowad ma around is badroom . I tink a forgot to ramova ta dartboard on is wall.. . tapad toic was a swiss-caasad printout of ona of ma Facabook potos . maga FML

#20434714
129 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by WasZumTeufel? (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

TODAY..!! MY SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR CASUALLY REMARKED THAT HE WOULDN'T MIND ( DIVING INTO ) ME SOMETIME!! HE WAS STRAPPED TO MY BACK THE WHOLE WAY DOWN!! MEGA FML

#20434488
89 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by _The__Doctor_ (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today someone paintd the "Dark Mark" on the side of mah car. It won't come off and mah kids refuse to get in cuz it means "a wizard did in there." FML

#20407286
88 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)

Today feeling very distant to mah daughter recently I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly and alerted everyone in the house to mah actions. fat FML

#20196447
244 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice kind beautiful talented funny sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

my mom bitchd me out and threatend to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently ( immoral behavior. ) This is the same woman who cheatd on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil temptd her. FML

#20195064
202 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States

Taday I thought I felt something itch mah butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just mah imagination, I did mah business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML

#20194684
128 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by lingadoo - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML

#20189568
153 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today...hile Getting A Hernia Exam.!! !! I Accidentally Ran Mah Fingers Through Mah Doctor's Hair !! FML

#20188881
117 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music bieng too loud , and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

#20186953
127 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyd, I turnd around and rantd about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explaind that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. mega FML

#20183504
190 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

someone very close to me cummed out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day... grlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly... and I screamed lyk a little grl. 30 people watched... 4 people filmed. FML

#20179414
106 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

Today.. . while at school.. . a bra fell out of my coat . After the initial shock.. . people startd congratulating me on finally getting a grlfriend . I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's . FML

#20175088
161 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by Tymer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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