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Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31956) - you deserved it (9231)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me "DUDE guess what I got last night". A giant dump truck. FML

#21420204
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (2071)

On 06/03/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by dump truck hater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML

#21416055
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32621) - you deserved it (3016)

On 05/26/2015 at 12:50pm - money - by Real Life Sucks - United States

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

#21412477
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31216) - you deserved it (11960)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34213) - you deserved it (7696)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

#21390121
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31831) - you deserved it (4195)

On 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm - misc - by Notre_Dame_714 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17902) - you deserved it (33585)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34355) - you deserved it (5290)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49705) - you deserved it (3733)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31999) - you deserved it (2757)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19936) - you deserved it (37811)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36161) - you deserved it (3458)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines



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