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About Hyde_is_Back : Hallo drooges. I have no clue what to say here. I'm Hyde... Nice to meet you. Do you like cartoons? How about top-hats? I like em too. Well, the guys in white coats are here to put me down for a nap. They even brought my sleeping jacket! Woohoo! :D
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Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

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