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  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hyde_is_Back : Hallo drooges. I have no clue what to say here. I'm Hyde... Nice to meet you. Do you like cartoons? How about top-hats? I like em too. Well, the guys in white coats are here to put me down for a nap. They even brought my sleeping jacket! Woohoo! :D
Ta ta for now.

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

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