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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1365
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hummbinger : Assuming I've used this app an average of 1.6 times per day for the past three years, I won't get your message 99.998% of the time. Yes, I worked that out because I was bored as fuck.

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Hummbinger's favorite FMLs

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML


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On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36022) - you deserved it (7578)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30531) - you deserved it (5206)

On 01/29/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML


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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8115) - you deserved it (59962)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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