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Hultan
  • Town/Country : Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#13985101
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31895) - you deserved it (2512)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

#13688045
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21407) - you deserved it (3008)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:20pm - work - by speechless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

#13495933
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (4770)

On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

#11511687
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (3841)

On 06/28/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by Kim422 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

#11364418
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10880) - you deserved it (26688)

On 06/21/2010 at 8:27pm - love - by keisha89 (woman) - United States

Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

#7966871
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19335) - you deserved it (1766)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:31am - misc - by wallbanger - Australia (South Australia)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35088) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML

#7492497
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7700) - you deserved it (25763)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

#6163418
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (3690)

On 11/05/2009 at 2:41am - health - by FatRunner (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML

#5840285
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23153) - you deserved it (4204)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:11am - love - by Forgotten One - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
815 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27073) - you deserved it (278927)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing the laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

#2771794
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19122) - you deserved it (53689)

On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML

#2241699
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68579) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
626 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22029) - you deserved it (253482)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)



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