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Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocks on the door and introduces himself with a smile, says he wants to know my "schedule." I reply, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he retorts, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 5:26am - misc - by redbluegreen (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)
Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML
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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version
Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)
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