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Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Yesterday My Boyfriend Bought A Pogo Stick . Now He Rides It More Than He Rides Me . FML

#11817765
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31801) - you deserved it (9684)

On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

I Had Sex With My Girlfriend In Her Room. That Means: Jonas Brothers Posters On The Wall, Jonas Brothers Pillows, Sheets, Comforter An Stuffd Dog. After We Did It, She Apologizd To Her Posters Fir Having To See That, Since They're Pure. FML

#8865322
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29415) - you deserved it (7946)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML

#6299927
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8952) - you deserved it (28353)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in dreams. FML

#5851325
38 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

I FOUND OUT THAT NOT ONLY HAS MAH FATHER BEEN CHEATING ON MAH MOTHER WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, BUT THEY HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME. FML

Today I discovered looool my 18 year old son has been peieng on the carpethen he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat.

#3998492
188 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, cat didn't quite manage to eat teole turkey cuz it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
27 comments

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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, DURING A NEVER-ENDING DINNER WITH REALLY BORING FRIENDS, I FAKD BEING TIRD AN TOLD MY HUSBAND, ( LET’S GO HONEY, WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO DRIVE HOME. ) HE LOOKS AT ME AN SAYS, ( WELL… WE ARE AT HOME. ) FML

#238
57 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

2day in tha aarly hours of tha morning... a workar startd drilling tha road right in front of my window. Ha stoppd 5 minutas bafora my alarm clock rang. FML

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28 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)



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