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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    33%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Hulege's favorite FMLs

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

By Noalixah / Monday 27 October 2008 02:22 / Finland

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

By Andrew / Friday 24 September 2010 10:22 / United States

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

By Sicko / Saturday 28 August 2010 23:52 / France

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

By divorced / Thursday 19 August 2010 10:01 / United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

By Single / Thursday 19 August 2010 05:26 / United States