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Hotmodelgrrl
  • Town/Country : Minneapolis, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1970 (41 years)
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Hotmodelgrrl : Humour, at others expense, is wonderful!

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Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69365) - you deserved it (9606)

On 04/04/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Roskilde)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (57164) - you deserved it (12163)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

#792212 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (38585) - you deserved it (37003)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764 (302)

I agree, your life sucks (252021) - you deserved it (53730)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (230417) - you deserved it (15782)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (737924) - you deserved it (61029)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

#7767 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (153196) - you deserved it (6432)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)



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