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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 September 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25875
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Hong_Kong : Cantonese teenager with a near perfect life. I don't really have anything to write on this site but the stories are quite interesting. You can add my fb: Yeung Hay Darren Fu

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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by Voice29 (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 11:15pm - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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