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HomeAl0ne

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HomeAl0ne

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12125
  • Number of comments : 1126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HomeAl0ne : Ahhah! Caught you peeking. Don't pretend you were just vacuuming naked and slipped and accidentally clicked on my nickname.....

OK, so what do you want to know, hmmm?

Yes, I'm really 52. Yes, I understand that seems improbable. Yes, I understand that the interwebs is for young people and that this makes me a creeper. Yes, I understand that I certainly shouldn't be using smiley faces and 'lol'. Yes, I understand that I must be lying about this, because otherwise you'd believe me.

If you'd like to find out anything else, or just drop by for a yarn, send me a PM.

HomeAl0ne's page activity

Visits<b>A_Rabid_Dear</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 9:04pm<b>Burberryhype</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 12:14pm<b>lp102400</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 8:45pm<b>meowmixgirl</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 6:21pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 11:31am<b>Bloink</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 1:37pm<b>Mernfern</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 1:36am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 12:27pm<b>zoecw</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 8:05am<b>maggiefox</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 11:31pm<b>RutnaPapagia</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 4:08pm<b>Jarl_the_Elite</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 11:02am<b>umidontrember</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 5:02pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/03/2014 at 10:43pm<b>music8484</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 11:42pm<b>SosKrosis</b> - the 11/06/2013 at 10:41am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 10/31/2013 at 10:24am<b>hunteryager</b> - the 10/23/2013 at 8:59am

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HomeAl0ne's favorite FMLs

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39806) - you deserved it (2687)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47386) - you deserved it (4158)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

#16874481
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (6086)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by Tori Pearson - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38851) - you deserved it (15617)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31595) - you deserved it (6679)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

#16771812
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34721) - you deserved it (2814)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML

#16738818
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31533) - you deserved it (3078)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:19am - work - by fattymcbutterpants - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24338) - you deserved it (8425)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

#16697911
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29073) - you deserved it (3163)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33671) - you deserved it (3894)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (3703)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32833) - you deserved it (9203)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34054) - you deserved it (5567)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36591) - you deserved it (3407)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9963) - you deserved it (49894)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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