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looool Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

#20551821
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On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my wife packed my lunc . Inside of my luncbox was a poto of er eating my sandwices . FML

#20526564
139 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. big fat FML

#20521895
79 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by burning balls of fuck this - United States (Virginia)

TODAY... MY FIANCÉ IS RETURNING OME... SO I DECIDED TO WAX MYSELF... TINKING TINGS WOULD GET INTIMATE. I WARMED TE WAX STRIPS AN SET TEM ON TE COUNTER. OUR CAT JUMPED ONTO TE COUNTER AN MANAGED TO ROLL ONTO ONE OF TE STRIPS. SUFFICE TO SAY... TE WRONG PUSSY GOT A PAINFUL WAXING. FML

#20521590
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On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I met mah new class . There are two Kevin Smiths . Niether will agree to a nickname , they have the same hair color , an there middle names both start with J . They have told me to call them Kevin 1 an Kevin 2 . They both want to be Kevin 1 . FML

#20512577
186 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I Gave Mah 5-year-old Daughter A Unicorn Pillow Pet. She Endd Up Giving Him An Ill-advisd Name An Has Been Loudly Proclaiming To Everyone She Sees That Her Pillow Pet Is Horny. FML

#20499722
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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47467) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close shehispered to me ( Mmm, you've got a nice tushie. ) My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

#20482645
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On 01/28/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Creeped out (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead an my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

#19490563
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, ( Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh? ) FML

#19252817
189 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Alison (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while cooking with my grlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

#18042854
150 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my little brother discovered that beres can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heret and peed on various things in the house that he wanted fir himself, including my laptop. FML

#14774020
71 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from head. I had a dream about cutting hair looool and I guess it cummed true. FML

#14721795
53 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 4:49pm - misc - by Larz (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out that tha fat swaaty guy at mah job fraquantly usas mah rub-on daodorant and puts it back in mah drawar aftar ha's dona. FML

#14209126
57 comments

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