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Today , My Dad Interruptd My Job Interview With A Phone Call , Just To Say "I Fuckd Yur Mom." No Shit , Dad .

#21199559
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44583) - you deserved it (7100)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on the internet playing a game. I have a speech impediment, and the guy running it told me to get off his server for making fun of disabled people. FML

#21199175
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47047) - you deserved it (3924)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Wow (man) - United States (California)

Today my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top and then stopped got off and said "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

#21199096
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47266) - you deserved it (9195)

On 07/05/2014 at 12:26am - intimacy - by bad in the sack - United States

Today.. . mah teenage daughter fakd a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her brthday . FML

#21198840
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55435) - you deserved it (11374)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today , the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guyho planned thehole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, mah 11-year-old son an I took an IQ test 4 a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML

#21198731
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41622) - you deserved it (6695)

On 07/04/2014 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him he continued "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy u know?" fat FML

#21198697
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37280) - you deserved it (3324)

On 07/04/2014 at 5:30pm - misc - by fleatitting fame (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even bieng forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML

#21198655
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (6473)

On 07/04/2014 at 4:29pm - money - by The Rock's arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser an got some on her finger!! She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entre finger was going to disappear!! FML

#21198613
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39026) - you deserved it (4136)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on mah first day as a lifaguard, a man had a haart attack in tha pool. I jumpd in, pulld him out, an avan want to tha hospital with him. Ha saamd ganuinaly offandd, saying "You should'va lat ma dia." FML

#21198585
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44698) - you deserved it (3125)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

TODAY, I WAS AT THE GYM, WHEN I SAW MY UNCLE AT THE FRONT DESK . I QUIETLY WENT UP BEHIND HIM AN SLAPPED HIM HARD ON THE BACK WHILE YELLING "WHAT'S UP, LOSER?!" HE TURNED AROUND . IT WASN'T MY UNCLE . FML

#21198479
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25345) - you deserved it (38685)

On 07/04/2014 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oops - United States

TODAY, I WAS REVIEWING DOCUMENT AT WORK, ONLY TO FIND ONE OF MAH COWORKER HAS BEEN SIGNING OFF ON PAPERWORK, CLAIMING HE'S BEEN WALKING ONE OF THE RESIDENT DAILY. ASIDE FROM BEING A DOUBLE LEG AMPUTEE, THE PATIENT DIED TWO WEEKS AGO. THE STATE REVIEW BOARD COMES THIS WEEK. FML

#21198473
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (3583)

On 07/04/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by cakefete2 (man) - United States (California)

I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot!! When I cummed back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, ( Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots!! ) FML

#21197788
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48953) - you deserved it (6217)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States

Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML

#21197738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (17467)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

TODAY , MAH VIBRATOR WAS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO GET IT. I WAS ALSO TOO LAZY TO DO IT MANUALLY. IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO MYSELF FOR TOO LONG. FML



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