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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

#17711935
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26973) - you deserved it (2650)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

#17703171
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9588) - you deserved it (17993)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (3854)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12527) - you deserved it (23828)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25848) - you deserved it (2989)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (4011)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
98 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47856) - you deserved it (18388)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24312) - you deserved it (5125)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26342) - you deserved it (9928)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22375) - you deserved it (13125)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (2970)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15605) - you deserved it (53248)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12098) - you deserved it (52475)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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