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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2236
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>FaceMyLies</b> - the 01/24/2011 at 9:47am

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Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

#17724131
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21781) - you deserved it (5832)

On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

#17711935
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27524) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

#17703171
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9788) - you deserved it (18428)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21009) - you deserved it (3862)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12886) - you deserved it (24527)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25955) - you deserved it (2997)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30454) - you deserved it (4065)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26245) - you deserved it (2902)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48004) - you deserved it (18428)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (5136)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41408) - you deserved it (11608)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26921) - you deserved it (10041)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22481) - you deserved it (13146)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31911) - you deserved it (3056)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15675) - you deserved it (53406)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States



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