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Hivemindfury's favorite FMLs

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

By Help / Saturday 26 November 2011 06:03 / United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

By furryballoon - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:46 / United States

Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML

By omgomgomg - / Thursday 27 October 2011 21:41 / United Kingdom

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

By tech_support - / Friday 4 November 2011 16:05 / Sweden

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 4 November 2011 19:38 / United States