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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2237
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>FaceMyLies</b> - the 01/24/2011 at 9:47am

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Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13246) - you deserved it (30027)

On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26786) - you deserved it (2330)

On 09/22/2011 at 8:06am - work - by Soopa-Genius (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32389) - you deserved it (4009)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

#17789217
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33719) - you deserved it (2965)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (2762)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13197) - you deserved it (32176)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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90 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by Lisa - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33348) - you deserved it (16815)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29576) - you deserved it (8251)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25932) - you deserved it (4223)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20283) - you deserved it (9976)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

#17743433
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7105) - you deserved it (46131)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

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68 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31079) - you deserved it (3976)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10846) - you deserved it (21975)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm - work - by Brian B - United States



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