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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1828
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30217) - you deserved it (4819)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

#17909794
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6423) - you deserved it (30035)

On 10/05/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by nooooooooob - United States (Nevada)

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36124) - you deserved it (10949)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

#17903490
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (2847)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm - work - by SimpleSwimmer - United States (California)

Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24928) - you deserved it (2749)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11755) - you deserved it (48149)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, my 20 year old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML

#17897207
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31648) - you deserved it (5039)

On 10/03/2011 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

#17893570
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31821) - you deserved it (2800)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

#17892835
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33065) - you deserved it (5351)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8253) - you deserved it (39079)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

#17888720
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25091) - you deserved it (2954)

On 10/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by scared (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10306) - you deserved it (34242)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

#17877097
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24376) - you deserved it (5484)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25685) - you deserved it (6092)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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