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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2250
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>FaceMyLies</b> - the 01/24/2011 at 9:47am

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Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14585) - you deserved it (33963)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (5466)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

#18126270
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (4320)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML

#18120511
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10163) - you deserved it (31054)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (3881)

On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

#18106914
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6240) - you deserved it (38327)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Poole)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30740) - you deserved it (10402)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
227 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML

#18090204
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20601) - you deserved it (3590)

On 10/27/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by omgomgomg (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
195 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35446) - you deserved it (8239)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
205 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
162 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22441) - you deserved it (44863)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

#18077732
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19418) - you deserved it (4496)

On 10/26/2011 at 12:31am - work - by rowanjusmc - United States (Missouri)



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