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Hillaryy789

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2013
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>fmlperson8264</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:10pm<b>jb591</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:35am<b>LHOTP</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:04pm<b>Tthug</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 8:02pm<b>kpetrovski</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 12:39pm<b>kameron018</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 8:46am<b>tonyrules</b> - the 12/29/2013 at 5:03pm<b>lndala</b> - the 04/30/2013 at 7:44am<b>billyz77</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 2:08pm<b>Budderchook</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 4:53am<b>sirjuice35</b> - the 02/23/2013 at 1:13am<b>boar223</b> - the 02/21/2013 at 4:48pm<b>iiZombieRose</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 12:13am<b>buckeyefan16</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 12:09am<b>hellobobismyname</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 3:59am<b>Squirrel1256</b> - the 02/16/2013 at 12:19pm<b>SAspring</b> - the 02/16/2013 at 7:11am

Fucked!<b>jb591</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:23am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:35pm

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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

by snapped / 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

by dundundadumb / 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2009 at 12:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

by Daniel_rules / 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

by Daniel_rules / 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

by textfail / 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous