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Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43769) - you deserved it (5786)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (125699)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML


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On 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm - work - by rogerusmc23 - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML


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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML


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On 09/13/2009 at 2:17am - health - by beaten (man) - United States (Idaho)

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