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by Tim / 08/03/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Love
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
by kringr / 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by rogerusmc23 / 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Work
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
by beaten / 09/13/2009 at 2:17am / United States (Idaho) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 3:08pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend and I had amazing make-up sex after a huge fight. Turns out he forgot to let me… Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get… Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and…