HighGTurn

Search for a member

Offline (the 04/15/2016 at 7:32pm)

HighGTurn

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1331
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

HighGTurn's page activity

Visits<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 4:47pm<b>lenovot61p</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:22pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:40pm<b>Dccj456</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 11:21pm<b>ktm71125</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 10:51pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 2:38am<b>max_grant</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 5:28pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 10:44pm<b>rabbitlover16</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:06pm<b>ZaroraQuinsey</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 3:52pm<b>Le_Doctor</b> - the 03/23/2014 at 11:45pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 01/31/2013 at 6:25am<b>auriane</b> - the 05/18/2012 at 4:06pm<b>lottiebearx</b> - the 05/18/2012 at 2:54pm<b>soulofnature</b> - the 05/18/2012 at 2:14pm<b>EvanescenceLuver</b> - the 05/18/2012 at 1:11pm<b>CrassKal</b> - the 05/18/2012 at 12:33pm<b>Zomg_Okay</b> - the 05/18/2012 at 12:29pm

HighGTurn's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of HighGTurn's badges

HighGTurn's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

by Tim / 08/03/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Love

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

by kringr / 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML

by rogerusmc23 / 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Work

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation

Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML

by beaten / 09/13/2009 at 2:17am / United States (Idaho) / Health

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 3:08pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy