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HighGTurn
  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA
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  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About HighGTurn : Future Army Ranger

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Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39034) - you deserved it (5320)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
459 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9764) - you deserved it (111474)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML

#16320641
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (3210)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm - work - by rogerusmc23 - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10456) - you deserved it (61207)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25552) - you deserved it (11693)

On 09/13/2009 at 2:17am - health - by beaten (man) - United States (Idaho)



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