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Highgturn's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML

By Watchtower? More like fortress. - / Friday 19 October 2012 21:39 / Norway - Oslo

Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

By LawStudent - / Wednesday 19 September 2012 14:54 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML

By anidiotskeeper - / Thursday 12 July 2012 06:03 / United States - Hawthorne

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

By pussyface96 - / Wednesday 19 September 2012 09:27 / Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 August 2012 05:15 / United States