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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HideouslyHuman : I am not a figment of your imagination,I am a manifestation of your fears.

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Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31693) - you deserved it (4659)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML

#18014606
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27126) - you deserved it (2758)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by Tony - United States

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14366) - you deserved it (39729)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (9247)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

#17884041
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33422) - you deserved it (4554)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33956) - you deserved it (4403)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)



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