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by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Tony / 10/18/2011 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by G / 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML
by therevsev / 10/02/2011 at 2:05am / United States / Intimacy
by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months.… Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first… Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't…