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Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 12:08pm - work - by isuckasawaitress (woman) - Singapore
Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 11:20am - work - by lostwife - United States
Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 10:09am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by jerdub93 - United States (California)
Today, I received a fine for leaving my car at the airport. Each day it's been there, they added an additional $50. My car was stolen two weeks ago. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 2:24pm - misc - by Hunterisawesome - Reserved
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:24pm - health - by OhHeySlogan - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 7:35pm - health - by Shelbs - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 7:35pm - health - by Shelbs - United States (Texas)
Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park when I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me so feeling nice I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
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