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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9036
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Hey_Darl : I play guitar and bass.
I sing and my names not actually Darl, and yes I meant to spell it like that, I'm not illiterate...
If your wondering my real name, just ask! WAIT! You can't luls!
I should slap myself for saying that, but I'll let you do the honors! :)



Random Quotes:
"Bunnies are really babies, dressed as bunnies!!"
"Bruce Wayne Is Batman!"
"Ahh gross, you're DVD player blew it's load..!"
"Totally Toats McGoats!!"
"I've got a twenty dollar bill, that says no one's ever seen you without make-up..."

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Hey_Darl's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

#469
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28636) - you deserved it (7650)

On 12/08/2008 at 7:05am - intimacy - by Soline - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8809) - you deserved it (53781)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40721) - you deserved it (15306)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43219) - you deserved it (9387)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17880) - you deserved it (130859)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16795) - you deserved it (80456)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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