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Visits<b>xALEXx</b> - the 05/11/2013 at 4:54am

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Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

#20713183
169 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I rascuad a littla boy who lookad lyk ha was drowning in a public pool. His mothar than smackad ma in tha faca 4 "touching him". FML

#20708781
84 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by butisavedyourkid - United States

Today , I was making love to mah fiancée , when she dug her nails into mah back an told me to ( choke ) her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

#20698818
142 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me , ( It should have been you. ) FML

#20690610
83 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday ma in-laws cummd for dinner . My 5-year-old son cose tat as te perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" wen ma daugter cougd up some of er food . I ave no idea were e eard it, but ma moter-in-law blamd me, and ma wife ad to convince er to call CPS on me . big fat FML

#20689805
88 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 6:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TVhen she smiled and murmured, "You smell lyk mah dad."

#20688959
96 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 8:39am - misc - by docwinters (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath . I don't have any pets . FML

#20688489
118 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

Yesterday, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said u could, but anything u caught under 5 inche has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried an complained to my boss.

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85 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today... I borrowd mah looool boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity... I clickd through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicatd to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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218 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by bestiality? do I look like a pig? (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

#20686007
108 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waitd 4 a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took mah chance. Problem was, the loud part endd abruptly. I didn't. FML

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her cuz for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

#20684326
105 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 7:42pm - love - by yesguysgetabusedtoo (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't 4 my hemorrhoids making looool each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

#20679212
58 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her 4 a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man 4 almost a year now. FML

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105 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by hotelbound - United States (Missouri)



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