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HelenaVeronica
  • Town/Country : uk
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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9356) - you deserved it (32982)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41435) - you deserved it (2809) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (2475)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version



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