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  • Number of visits : 15473
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Heathersaur : Sorry if my sarcastic and offensive comments bother you. If they do, then please let me know,-Oh wait, you can't! :D

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Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12989) - you deserved it (138118)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Jamie (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89110) - you deserved it (3868)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)



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