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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1682
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Heather_M_21 : I'm a Mother of two children. Seth Paul, & Jase Wyatt ! They are 3yrs apart. I'm law student & Part runner for a farmer.

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Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park when I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me so feeling nice I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

#18044190
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22989) - you deserved it (6025)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:34am - misc - by tom0441 - Reserved

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34841) - you deserved it (2949)

On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

#18031007
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27032) - you deserved it (2208)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (6036)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

#18030723
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27840) - you deserved it (2003)

On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23202) - you deserved it (4443)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25515) - you deserved it (4314)

On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

#18029940
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23744) - you deserved it (2560)

On 10/20/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by jwhizzle - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26767) - you deserved it (17742)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, at my job in a nursing home, the State Department of Health inspected us, during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamed that I always hurt her. This was the first time that I'd ever seen her. FML

#18028466
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (1634)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML

#18028228
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17512) - you deserved it (8087)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Helmet (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9975) - you deserved it (59120)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML

#18025150
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24729) - you deserved it (2882)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31512) - you deserved it (4650)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39227) - you deserved it (4609)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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