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by brando2k5 / 12/06/2011 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 12:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by wowthatwould / 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by aninnocentonlooker / 12/04/2011 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by inpain / 12/02/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Animals
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
by pops up / 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
by Hot Pants / 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by ohno / 12/01/2011 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Work
by preggers / 11/30/2011 at 9:57am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by me / 11/30/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, after spending months comparing the previous weather forecasts to work out the exact date,… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…