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by brando2k5 / 12/06/2011 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 12:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by wowthatwould / 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by aninnocentonlooker / 12/04/2011 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by inpain / 12/02/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Animals
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
by pops up / 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
by Hot Pants / 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by ohno / 12/01/2011 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Work
by preggers / 11/30/2011 at 9:57am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by me / 11/30/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my… Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's… Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a…