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by Anonymous / 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by SoccerBabe42 / 12/26/2011 at 7:11am / Canada / Love
by Brit / 12/16/2011 at 3:50am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 11:53am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Holidays
by annoyed / 12/14/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by frostedmist / 12/14/2011 at 3:49am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
by neednewdeoderant / 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by unknown / 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by flowerchildd2 / 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by brokedick / 12/12/2011 at 1:23am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 2:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
by Embarrassed Swimmer / 12/11/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat,… Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill, she thought…