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HeartForMusic
  • Town/Country : Sydney, NSW, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4384
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HeartForMusic : Name's Belle. I'm as mad as a hatter and as entertaining as one too. I'm a musician, surfer and lover of the arts. Burritos are probably my number one food, but I'll eat pretty much anything. Feel free to message me if you want to talk to someone you'll never get bored of :)

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Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8058) - you deserved it (31052)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16022) - you deserved it (24754) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

#18614469
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19964) - you deserved it (2519)

On 12/26/2011 at 7:11am - love - by SoccerBabe42 (woman) - Canada

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (5995)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML

#18510886
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23769) - you deserved it (1755)

On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16026) - you deserved it (3735)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34705) - you deserved it (2206)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

#18497934
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20041) - you deserved it (2544)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm - misc - by unknown - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

#18496344
113 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

#18495546
206 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

#18491546
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34060) - you deserved it (3314)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46337) - you deserved it (7418)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

#18482470
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13520) - you deserved it (22962)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

#18482444
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24621) - you deserved it (15925)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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